No Peace in Middle-earth As White Oliphant…

[Jerry Foote]

Didn't Bilbo use a steal at a previous Christmas to take it from Smeagol?

[ck]

“White Oliphant” is brilliant right off the bat. Thanks! May the gifts under your tree be fair, but never perilous.

[Kevin Blakeslee]

“Give us that, Déagol, my love,” said Sméagol, over his friend’s shoulder.

“Why?” said Déagol.

“Because it’s Christmas, my love, and I wants it,” said Sméagol.

[Luke Boswell]

hilarious

[Carole]

Hilarious! Thank you for the laughs!