RIVENDELL—A local White Oliphant gift exchange went awry this Yule season when the assembled partygoers at the Company Holiday Party of Elrond devolved into a heated argument that left all present shaken and disturbed.
Didn't Bilbo use a steal at a previous Christmas to take it from Smeagol?
“White Oliphant” is brilliant right off the bat. Thanks! May the gifts under your tree be fair, but never perilous.
“Give us that, Déagol, my love,” said Sméagol, over his friend’s shoulder.
“Why?” said Déagol.
“Because it’s Christmas, my love, and I wants it,” said Sméagol.
hilarious
Hilarious! Thank you for the laughs!
Didn't Bilbo use a steal at a previous Christmas to take it from Smeagol?
“White Oliphant” is brilliant right off the bat. Thanks! May the gifts under your tree be fair, but never perilous.
“Give us that, Déagol, my love,” said Sméagol, over his friend’s shoulder.
“Why?” said Déagol.
“Because it’s Christmas, my love, and I wants it,” said Sméagol.
hilarious
Hilarious! Thank you for the laughs!