FRODO: I will take the ring to Mordor. Though I do not know the way.
GANDALF: I will help you bear this burden, Frodo Baggins, as long as it is yours to bear.
BILBO: *looking around at the group* Wait a minute. Why, I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like…but I don’t know the rest of you at all!
ELROND: Pardon me for not properly introducing the delegation from Narnia earlier. High King Peter, Queen Susan, King Edmund, and Queen Lucy have graciously offered their assistance in our quest.
EDMUND: It is our delight…er, I mean, pleasure.
PETER: You have my sword.
SUSAN: And my bow.
SHIFT the ape (gesturing to PUZZLE the Donkey): and my a—!
SAM: Thank you but we’ve already got a pony, Mister, ah, Chimp, sir. Bill and I are going with Mister Frodo!
ELROND (amused): Indeed, it is hardly possible to separate you even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not.
MERRY: Wait! We are coming too!
PIPPIN: Just one thing: where are we going?
LUCY: Narnia business.
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