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Mitch Varnum's avatar

Ate second breakfast had me rollin: that’s the good stuffs right there

JRR Jokien's avatar

I had too many "twos" (two towers, two trees, 2nd breakfast) but had to get it in somewhere πŸ˜‚

Mitch Varnum's avatar

Well you stuck the landing on it. That’s for sure

Eric Pierce's avatar

This was like the end of Return of the King -- just when I thought it was wrapping up, it kept going! I mean that in the nicest way possible. So much goodness.

BTW, Sannatar is top shelf. Well done.

Kym VdP's avatar

These were excellent πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ»

JRR Jokien's avatar

Thank you 😊

Mark Armstrong's avatar

"I’m dreaming of a white wizard... SORT of like the one I used to know" made me spit out my eggnog!!-- too excellent!!

I still have my Christmas decorations up, so I got this wunnaful post in under the wire-- and I'm sure glad I did!! Thanks, and a belated Happy New Year to you!! πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ₯³

JRR Jokien's avatar

So glad that you enjoyed the post and that particular line as well haha. A belated happy New Year to you as well!

Amy - The Tonic's avatar

Read this list to my LOTR-obsessed husband and we both had a good chuckle, especially over # Ate πŸ˜‚

JRR Jokien's avatar

So glad you enjoyed them and could share them with someone else who appreciated them

Hallie's avatar

Awesome! πŸ˜„ Love this!

Negar Kamali's avatar

I loved your post a lot. I'm a Tolkien fan (I'm impatiently waiting for the second season of "The Rings of Power").

Luthien's avatar

you make the best christian/LOTR/Christmas jokes ever! (one reason i subbed was cause i was looking for someone who did christian/LOTR content, and you were the only person i found LOL). love the way you throw in a touch of christian faith into your jokes!

Yvette van Os's avatar

Chuckled at this. Thanks for the laugh. Merry LOTR Christmas lol πŸ˜‚

David Perlmutter's avatar

"We've had Christmas article." "Why not second Christmas article?"

Jenna White's avatar

I would buy this is this was a Christmas album πŸ˜†