I knoooow 🥹 I knew the post needed a final joke but it was the last piece. when I finally thought of it, I simultaneously knew it absolutely had to be the ending and also was sad haha
Legolas: I thought the Fellowship was the most recent alliance of Elves and Men...
There's a reason he's not included in this conversation; Aragorn would have another headache trying to figure it out in between dwarf-tossing logistics.
The best part is I am reading back through the LotR books. Just started the first one after the election and now I am certain that both Tolkien and Jokien will be a balm in this time haha
Sad laugh at “over my dead body” 🥹 RIP movie Haldir
I knoooow 🥹 I knew the post needed a final joke but it was the last piece. when I finally thought of it, I simultaneously knew it absolutely had to be the ending and also was sad haha
Oh absolutely 🫡
"The Once And Future Alliance"? Wait, that's the Camelot gang...
"The Return of the King" wait do you mean Arthur or Aragorn?
I hear whispers of Monty Python . . .
ELVES: on second thought, let's not go to Helm's Deep. 'tis a silly place
Besides, Saruman stole our Holy Hand Grenade, and who knows? We might run into the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog!
:D
In LOTRO, it was known as the Great Alliance at the time and only later renamed to the less morale-boosting version.
Shortened to simply, "The Alliance."
Legolas: I thought the Fellowship was the most recent alliance of Elves and Men...
There's a reason he's not included in this conversation; Aragorn would have another headache trying to figure it out in between dwarf-tossing logistics.
LEGOLAS: what about MY alliance with you?
ARAGORN: *rubbing his temples* technically isn't an 'alliance' more than just one person?
I am going to need more of this in the coming years. Causing attention at the coffee shop because I laughing so hard
Happy to oblige! And that's hilarious lol
The best part is I am reading back through the LotR books. Just started the first one after the election and now I am certain that both Tolkien and Jokien will be a balm in this time haha
Absolutely loved the comments on cooking!
Hey! Haldir. Get back home! Didn't you read the appendices? Orcs are about to attack Lothlorien.