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A Collection of LOTR Christmas Carols
In honor of today being December 1st, I thought Iâd post a roundup of some of my favorite Lord of the Rings versions of Christmas Carolsâa few that I wrote and some by others. Some are new and some are from years past, but theyâre all Tolkien-y spins on Christmas music. Because you just KNOW that Tolkien and Christmas go together (more on that in next weekâs newsletter!). Just TRY and tell me you donât want to hear Thorinâs Company sing a rendition of âO Come, O Come, Emmanuelâ that shakes the bones of the Misty Mountains with its deep bass rumble.
Thatâs right, you canât! So letâs get to the Tolkien Christmas Carols then.
Santatar, Lord of Gifts, is Coming to Town
One Gift to Rule Them All
Merry, Did You Know? (spoiler alert: he didnât)
(This one is the first tweet of a thread doing alternate lyrics to the whole song, so be sure to either click above to head to Twitter to read the thread or check it out on threadreader)
Donât worry, Gandalf got better
Go Tell It On the Mount Doom
Go, tell it on the mountain Over the hills and everywhere Go, tell it on the mountain That the ringâs at last been found While Sauron kept his watching Oâer hoards of orcs by night Behold from the Shire There shone a hobbit liiiiiiiiiightâŚHE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING / HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE / HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD / SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE https://t.co/IEbhyc7f9kJRR Ho Ho Hokien đĄď¸đšđŞ @joshcarlosjosh
(this is another one thatâs a thread of the whole song, so be sure to click and check it out!)If The Rings of Power doesnât have a Christmas Special where Galadriel and Halbrand sing âSauron Babyâ we riot
The 12 Days of Christmas
And finally: weâve had one 12 Days of Christmas parody, yes. But what about Second 12 Days of Christmas?
So what do you think? Comment with which one of the above is your favorite! Or to share one youâve seen before that you loved but I didnât include here or one that hasnât been done yet that you think someone should do!
BONUS:
(These two arenât Christmas songs but theyâre too good not to share)
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That full version of The 12 Days of Christmas is đĽ - brilliantly done, sir, as usual.